Character Roll Call and Sect Assignments

[secondjade]

 


1. Post the OC / AU character you want to come play with 
2. If you've already decided on a sect, state it, otherwise ask for an assignment
3. Find your Red String partner of fate (multiples allowed because we're all trash here)
4. ????
5. Profit

Claimed
Beitang Moran	Imperial Regent
Po Daxiang (Poe AU)	Jiang Sect Cultivator
Su Xunxian	Imperial Spy
Lan Xichen	Lan Sect Master
Wen Fen (Finn AU)	Wen Sect Cultivator
Yi Zhuiying (OC)	Lan Sect Cultivator
Hong Langfei (OC)	Bandit King "Iron Wolf"
Nie Mingjue	Nie Sect Leader
Xue Yang	Wen Sect Cultivator
Zong Riyue	Imperial envoy/retainer
Feng Anzhou (Ayumu AU)	Rogue cultivator/spy for hire
Zong Xinwen (Ishikirimaru AU)	Lan Sect Cultivator
Xiao Xingchen	Unaffiliated/rogue cultivator
He Shoujian (Izuminokami Kanesada AU)	Jiang Sect Cultivator
Feng Junsan (Hijikata AU)	Jiang Sect Cultivator
Jiang Cheng	Jiang Sect Leader
Shi Zhaoxian	Lan Sect disciple
Shan Jingzhu	Imperial faction
Song Lan	Rogue Cultivator

Comments

[menaces]

guess who aint logging out of xue yang

we are now qiuqiu and xiao tian respectively. bullies zhuiying to call him a-tian uwu. call me sweetie, sweetie.

calls you qiuqiu in public which is the same as calling a grown angry man nugget.

[secondjade]

won't take much bullying tbh zhuiying is like diamond hard on the outside but the shell is only about a quarter inch thick and then it's just mush all the way down

a-tian................. can't help but smile softly when he says it
but he only ever says it when they're alone and a-fei is like falling asleep

for qiuqiu though, oh my god, just quietly furious for like four hours

revenge is best served cold

(he secretly likes it but you'll never catch him saying it)

[menaces]

your boy is a shameless, playful golden retriever of a man but he's also an excellent con man and will be a sweet if slightly annoying puppy one minute and sliding his arms around your waist calling you zhangfu (husband) with peak horny energy the next.

[secondjade]

zhuiying actually fucking smiling regularly for the first time in like
ten years

the other lan sect cultivators side eyeing a-fei like what did you do to him did a ghost possess him what's happening

zhuiying mostly cold until someone pisses him off or tries to hurt a-fei and then he's fucking terrifying

[menaces]

also they're gonna go from zero to married in about a day and a half because there are no brakes on a-fei's flirt train. he's definitely like a.... jk unless you're into it but he will continue to jk even if you aren't into it. and he's also gonna keep stealing. because he wants you to have nice things. don't worry he only steals from jerks.

...

steals from lan qiren

[secondjade]

LMFAO GOD

he's going to spend so much time just snatching a-fei's wrists

"what did i say about this earlier"
"do not make me tie you up and leave you in the inn"

DON'T STEAL FROM THE SECT LEADER, GOD
tho
a-ying like
mm lowkey kind of into it tho

[wolfshroud]

instructions unclear stole qiren's real actual headband because you deserve to have one boo

[secondjade]

WOW THIS IS THE ACTUAL WORST

GUESS WE HAVE TO BREAK INTO THE SECT LEADER'S ROOMS WHILE HE'S ASLEEP TO GET IT BACK ON HIS FOREHEAD

AND THEN WE HAVE TO RUN FAR AWAY

[wolfshroud]

no we don't

how's he gonna prove it was us

[secondjade]

i feel like the bandit king moniker MIGHT give it away

maybe

[wolfshroud]

excuse you if I'm the king why would i steal a dumb headband qiren can't prove shit

[zhuiying]

look zhuiying is not quite as bad at lying as lan zhan but he ain't great either

"do you know who stole my headband"

"................................................................ no"

[wolfshroud]

you put all your skills in revenge and now it's over and you're discovering you're a barely functional human being underneath it how does that feel

tiantian loves u anyway....... it's cute.... sadcute..... our husband

we're gonna need to teach you the art of the con

[zhuiying]

look this is my type okay

i only play characters who are insanely competent at one (1) thing and a disaster at everything else